Good friends always drive their best friend home when it is needed.
 

Golden Retriever

A wealthy old lady decided to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful pet Golden Retriever along for company. One day, the Golden Retriever starts chasing butterflies and before long the dog discovers that he is lost.

While wandering about looking for some signs, he spots a Leopard heading rapidly in his direction with "lunch" in his eyes. The Golden Retriever thinks, "OK, I'm in deep trouble now!

Then, noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on them with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the Leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious Leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here."

Hearing this, the Leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of horror comes over his face, he slinks away into the trees saying "Whew," that was close. That Golden Retriever nearly had me."

Meanwhile, a Monkey had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree. He figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the Leopard. So, off he goes. But the Golden Retriever saw him heading after the Leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up.

The Monkey soon catches up with the Leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the Leopard. The Leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Ok Monkey, hop on my back and just see what's going to happen to that conniving canine."

Now the Golden Retriever sees the Leopard coming with the Monkey on his back and thinks, "So now what do I do?" Realizing that running won't work, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers - pretending he hasn't seen them yet. Just when they get close enough to hear the Golden Retriever, he
says... "Where's that darn monkey? I sent him off a half an hour ago to bring me another Leopard!"

REMEMBER: IF YOU CAN'T DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE, BAFFLE THEM WITH BULL!!