Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a  beautiful female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an  effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of  her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty,  slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

 Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she  decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words "liver"  and "cheese" together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with  me."

 The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says "I love liver  and cheese."

 "Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or  intelligence whatsoever." She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever  and said "How well can you do?"


 "Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.

 "My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless.  That's just as dumb as  the Lab's sentence." She then turns to the last of the three dogs and  says,  "How about you, little guy?"

 The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the  Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden  Retriever and the Lab and says......

 "Liver alone. Cheese mine."