WANTED

 

For A Heinous Crime

 

Uses the Alias Name:  Chester Belzeroski

Approach With Caution

Don't Be Fooled By The Suit And Tie

Lurks Outside Clothing Stores

Often With A Naked Dog On A Leash

 

THE CRIME?

 

The dog below was a lovely ST. BERNARD before he got his hands on her! 

He shaved her and dressed her and now look at what he has done!

 

 

If you see this man.  Approach with caution as he is known to carry "Electric Clippers:

One swipe and you could be BALD.

If you spot him, immediately email this website using only the

securely installed SPECIAL UNIT contact form.

DO NOT, I REPEAT

DO NOT contact us by any other means

than that secure SPECIAL UNIT email page.

Or we will not be able to Apprehend this Fiend.